" time capsule "

 [ "time capsule" ]

1: The term for a car that has been left unvented after hot-boxing, which results in an immediate contact high upon re-entry.

  * e.g.,  ... Liam entered his car after Colson and Walter had hotboxed it, and got wicked baked on his trip to the grocery (due to this time capsule). 

 [ "time capsule" ]

1: When one releases a quantity of diarrhea into a thermos, seals the vessel, then forces the capsule up into their rectum to be opened at a later date.

  * e.g.,  ... Thomas has a time capsule that he says I can open on friday. 

 [ "Time capsuling" ]

1: Time capsuling is talking or teaching someone younger about the past.

  * e.g.,  ... I was playing a standup Pac-Man game and got the high score, I did some time capsuling with my kid how to plug high score initials in. 

 [ "Time Capsule" ]

1: Something that you and Greg do in like fourth grade and dig up in 8th grade, and rejoice at mouldy fidget spinners and an expired tin of mints

  * e.g.,  ... yo dude i dug up my time capsule wash your hands you imbecile 

 [ "Alabama time capsule" ]

1: When a male family member, belonging to the older generation (father/grandfather), ejaculates inside a female member of the same family, and then a family member belonging to a youger generation (son/daughter) feasts on the semen.

  * e.g.,  ... Mom: Im working overtime i cant be on the family reunion. 

 [ "time capsule" ]

1: Here's a time capsule from 2024 FUUUCK HOW IS THIS STILL OVER CHARACTER MAX LIMIT AAAAAAA screw it I'm migrating some of these over here Minecraft is uh.. not doing the greatest right now it definitely used to be better (bite me)

  * e.g.,  ... time capsule: uh.. something about a toilet I think?? Toilet man??????? uhhhh skibidi yes yes?? Oh! There's some camera guy. Is skibidi like a new furry thing or something? Like a skibidi fetish?? You like dressing up like electronics?????? uh.. gyatt was it? I think it means ass ahh means ass as well I guess something about uhh fandom tax.. I guess fandom is taxing its users now rizz is short for charisma or something but I don't understand why they didn't spell it riss like do you see a z ANYWHERE in charisma?? I suppose American English would've probably changed it to charizma by now if it was consistent. (Yes I'm shaming American English screw you) I hope plant vs zombies improves itself but I know it won't and that just hurts my soul something about ai I don't know we'll all die hit that dislike button so no one sees this like way too early because it'll be really awkward lil bro is a phrase I think I don't really know what it means buuuuut I see it sometimes.. rarely popularMMOs my beloved ;( I don't think saying "please dislike this" Would work so I'll do something to FORCE you to dislike this HAHA suuuusssss sussy baka suuuusss *dabs epikly* haha trolled!! TROLLED!1!!!!! You're sooo suusssy hahaha uwu *nuzzles u cutely whilst dabbing like a big pro* haha soooo sus AMOGUS yeeet *default dances over ur dead corpse epikly* I nearly died writing that so say thank you for such dedication to this